Friday, 20 April 2012

Eat the whole frikin cake!

To quote Peter Griffin, "you know what really grinds my gears?"

I'll tell you - people who can't eat a whole cake. Behold exhibit A:

I came into the office today to find the above on the kitchen table. It's not the first time it's happened either; last week I threw out half a muffin that had been sat there so long it left a dent in the bin as I dropped it in.

And it really winds me up!

There's an inability in my office to either finish off food or eat an entire <fill in name of delicious goody here>, which results in people cutting things into smaller and smaller pieces so that they don't take the last piece. In fact, it's almost biblical - one can only wonder at what might happen if I bought in some loaves and fishes.

Come on people - eat the whole frikin cake. It's not going to kill you, make you the size of the Goodyear blimp or offend every other member of the office. We will not talk about you in hushed tones around the water cooler or start refering to you only as "fatty cake eater".


1 comment:

  1. Don't get that problem here Mr. Kelvin - especially when either the home made Lemon cake goes for a spin... ;-)